'I'm not using that!' I said. 'In fact I couldn't use that I don't know if its 5 manky soaps made up into a mushy ball or something more sinister.
Then it struck me - [the idea not the soap monster goo]. I invented the 'SOAP TIDY' system. Great I thought, keep all your soap products in one place.
I set about creating a mock-up of this concept and Wollla! It's done. I even got a Design Patent for it as well from the UK Patent Office - well chuffed. Who cares if its not commercially viable - I personally don't know. Maybe one day someone will pick-up on it and drive it into your unsuspecting homes - All offers welcome. 'Bin it!!' yeah I hear you.
No matter, I decided to turn it into a site optimisation and ranking project - please visit www.soaptidy.com
Within two months it had ranked 6th on MSN for soap dispensers. I have had people wanting to stock it for their merchandising sites - IT DOES NOT EXIST!!!! but thanks anyway.